My Classmate

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My Classmate

Postby Frogarri » Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:32 pm

My classmate?

HAVE YOU BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?"

WELL, I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED GUY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 43-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY ? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. HMMM,...OR COULD HE???

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED TROY HIGH SCHOOL .

"YES. YES, I DID. I'M A TROY COLT," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED, "IN 1961. WHY DO YOU ASK?"

"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY....THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED ME, "WHAT CLASS DID YOU TEACH ? "
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Postby D.Valentino » Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:50 pm

Now that's funny :lol:
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