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Postby admin » Thu May 27, 2004 3:06 pm

Well, this is the place to post your Lucas jokes (Q: Why do the British drink warm beer? A: Lucas makes the refridgerators).

Yes, there are many (similarly) bad Lucas jokes out there! Please share them here (as well as any other humor you'd like).

Please be a bit cautious about "off-color" humor (after all, we are a family site! :) )
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Postby JP Furble » Wed Jun 09, 2004 11:15 pm

This is not a joke, it is funny, but also sad at the same time. I owned an MGB (year-round daily driver in Montana believe it or not) at the time, and needed to tune it up. Went to a local parts house, walked up to the counter and was greeted by a man who had to be in his 30's, and had this conversation:

Parts guy, "Can I help you?"
Me, "I need plugs, condenser, and set of points for a '77 MGB."
Parts guy, "Hum...MGB. Who makes that?"
Me, "MG."
Parts guy, "Hum...how do you spell it?"
Me (after I got my chin off my chest), "M...G"
Parts guy, "Oh, just like it sounds."

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Postby dan » Thu Jun 10, 2004 9:28 am

Hope you double-checked the parts he gave you that day... :lol:
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Postby JP Furble » Thu Jun 10, 2004 9:46 am

Actually, Dan, at that point I went around the counter and looked the part numbers up myself in his catalog. Yes they were available in stock, and yes they were the correct parts.

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Postby SpridgetBoy » Mon Jul 26, 2004 7:13 pm

How about the bumper stickers for British cars that say:

Any Parts Seen Falling From This Car
Are Of The Finest British Workmanship.

Or something like that.

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Postby JB » Tue Aug 03, 2004 11:38 am

A few weeks ago a friend e-mailed me some valuable Lucas information....I have the e-mail on my "inbound" mail folder and would like to share it with you all as it is very Lucas.

Question is....EXACTLY step by step how do I transfer it from my in-box to this board?....or maybe I can forward the e-mail to one of you who is computer conversant??
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Postby dan » Tue Aug 03, 2004 5:47 pm

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e-mailing to Dan

Postby JB » Wed Aug 04, 2004 1:50 pm

Dan......

Thanks....it's on its way.

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